Ryan Bingham: Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left. Bingo, Asians. They pack light, travel efficiently, and they have a thing for slip on shoes. Gotta love 'em.
Natalie Keener: That's racist.
Ryan Bingham: I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
I heard security lines at the airport this morning are still somewhat of a disaster. The TSA answers a few questions here, but to be honest, a little common sense when packing (keep your liquids bag and laptop easily accessible) and leave a little extra time before departing is all you need to get through the TSA line quickly.